Firstly, I am VERY excited about this new series. More excited than I was about the kyushoku one, which is saying something because I do love my school lunches. I have lots of things to post, but am going to not only try and keep them along a similar theme (for the time being this will be “weight control”) but I will also endeavour to provide a bit of commentary, background or explanation, so they’re not just contextless photos sitting on a page. Also, most importantly, I need a witty pun-filled name, and until I (or you – comments box below) come up with something I will be using lame titles.
Now, I’m not quite sure what to say about this next one. I will let you figure out what it is (don’t worry – that bit’s easy), but I am as clueless as you will be as to why it’s being sold in a high-street chemist under the diet pills and laxatives, along with about four other brands of the same thing. We saw a few in the previously mentioned gay porn shop, but the uses for them are obvious, but these… I dread to think. I wonder if people do it regularly at home? Maybe after a big meal of yaki niku and rice, just to loosen things up a bit? Perhaps anal sex here is massively popular? Perhaps it’s clean-freakery gone mad? Who the hell knows. Certainly not I.